Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Master Zhao Wei Dong
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Master Gao Jian - Double Handed Sword
Master Gao Jian then went on to detail the lineage of the Double Handed Praying Mantis Sword. Beginning with Liang Xue Xang and branching out to Chen Yun Tao who was Master Gao's Master's Master. This aspect is important and highlights the authenticity of Master Gao Jian's teaching.
Then it was our turn. Master Gao took us through the first few moves. It was different from any form I've attempted before. I nearly amputated a class-mate's leg and almost got stabbed in the back by an attractive young lady ( Hmm, that seems vaguely familiar ) but it was a lot of fun.
To conclude the class Master Gao Jian treated us to a demonstration of the whole form. It was simply mesmerising and left everyone feeling both excited and in awe.
Veronica and I have attended three previous courses with Jian. We completed the Wu Style 45 competition form, a pushing hands course and the Wu Style Sabre. In each case we really enjoyed the style of teaching and Gao Jian's amazing depth of tai chi knowledge. Jian doesn't promote himself like a tai chi businessman. He's too humble and he's too real. Check him out if you want the real deal.
Gao Jian's Introduction to the Double Handed Sword
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Last days in Penang 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Letter from Penang
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Letter from Kuching
Our best wishes to everyone.
After 2 weeks in Penang, Lotus Bud and I decided we needed a holiday.
The local Chinese doctor strongly advised that I convalesce somewhere far away from Durian. Six nights in Borneo should do the trick.
"Sorry Sir, your flight departure has been delayed by one hour".
While Veronica sat sipping her Cafe Latte at Coffee Bean, I sewed my bag back together.
We passed through Airport security like the Invisible Man and his imaginary wife. The dude on the x-ray machine was so engrossed in telling a pretty wanita about the great nasi lemak he had that morning that he didn't notice us, our bags or the 2 litres of nitro-glycerine we smuggled through in our water bottles.
Welcome to Malaysia.
This is a very laconic country.
When we arrived here from Australia over a month ago, I found the padlock was missing from my suitcase when I took it off the carousel.
Not wanting to be the next Shappelle Corby, I immediately notified the nearest Security Guard. He just waved me on. I persisted.
"My padlock is gone, anything could have been planted in my case."
He looked at me like I was beginning to cause him grief. He eventually motioned toward the Lost Property counter and suggested I go and report the theft of my padlock.
What a wonderful city Kuching is. The Sarawak River snakes through the city with the Old Chinatown on one bank and the majestic Mosque and Palace of the White Rajahs on the other. An evening spent down at the waterfront sipping rice wine and eating fine Malay food is almost perfect.
We're staying at an Iban operated hotel. 70 years ago the Iban were still Headhunters but nowadays they prefer to take our money and let us go.
No trip to Borneo is complete without staying at a Longhouse.
We chose a Bidayuh village called Annah Rais, up in the mountains near the Kalamantan ( Indonesian ) border.
On the drive there from Kuching we passed a shop with two signs out the front. One said 'Pet Rabbit For Sale' and the other said 'Fresh Rabbit Meat'.
overwhelming the horror of Victoria's bushfires must have been for many.
At the waterfall we ate rice and chicken cooked in bamboo before swimming in a rock pool at the base of the falls.
Our night at the Longhouse included a cultural show that made tai chi look like a Bullfight.
Our MC, fat Mr. Edward, introduced each performance with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and a beer in his hand. Each dance was performed by his Grandmother dressed in feathers and fighting to stay alive. Twice she fell asleep in the middle of a 'dance' and fat Mr. Edward had to come out and give her a prod.
The 'guests' were required to join in the last dance. We waved our hands from side to side as we took turns in holding Granny up. We swayed to the rhythm as the Bidayuh warriors sat around in their AC/DC and Slipknot T-shirts, texting their mates on their iphones.
Malaysia is a culinary heaven.
This year we have a great kitchen in our apartment and Veronica has cooked up some smart local curries. The best part has been exploring our favourite markets for fresh vegetables and buying different spices in Little India.
On the other hand, China ( if you're not on an organised tour ), can be a culinary nightmare. It can be so bad that even McDonalds seems like a good option.
We got chatting to a Chinese guy lately who told us he loved visiting Australia but he couldn't find anything to eat. He added - "Thank God for McDonalds".
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Letter from Malaysia
As Gao Jian pointed out, I mistakenly called you all my Big Sisters ( Dajie hao ) last email. A nice twist on the Chinglish we enjoy so much in China.
Recent classics include : Please don't presd down on the pretly grass ; Mashroom ( toilet ) ; no vocifercation ; uproaring and shouting would also disturb the publicity and influence hotel guests to rest ; adultery and showing reaction is not joyful .
For 9 days we travelled around Hainan without hearing much English. Finding food ( that a wai guo ren can eat ) is often difficult but always creates a laugh.
Hainan Dao is a large island ( about half the size of Tasmania ) off the south coast of China. We travelled to 3 main locations on the island.
Haikou, in the north, is the capital and one of the most frenetic cities we've been to. The old town and back street markets are a photographer's heaven.
Wuzhishan is an ethnic minority region up in Hainan's hilly interior.
Sanya, in the south, is to Russia what Bali is to Australia. A spectacular beach area full of cafes, bars and a McDonalds. Most of the street vendors and cafe owners tried talking to us in Russian. They speak some Russian but no English. I would answer them in Chinese with my best Russian accent. On one occasion I nearly got to sell Veronica for a vintage 20 year old bottle of Vodka. The deal fell through when I tried to down play her incontinence.
I tried explaining to this miserable little poodle dressed in a frilly dress and pink toenails that this had to be better than being number 43 with black bean sauce but it seemed to fall on deaf ears. Just then a peddle cab pulled up and a man holding a confused cat got out in the torrential rain. We seized the moment, jumped into the now vacant cab
and went searching for a coffee.
We are now back in Malaysia and rapidly putting on weight.
After a night in KL we took a bus to Ipoh and languised for two nights in the once majestic Railway Hotel. Unfortunately the lunatics have taken over the asylum. The grand old lady is now riddled with arthritis. Paint peeling, carpet full of mildew, the Malay signs look like graffiti. We concluded that it must be time for Britain to invade Malaya again.
The weekend after we arived in Penang was the first anniversary of George Town being awarded UNESCO World Heritage listing. All over town the Chinese, Malay and Indian communities held various festivities. I won't go into detail but the explosion of sights, sounds, smells, tastes and sheer excitement was mind blowing. What a place. Is there
anywhere else on the planet quite like Penang? This is now our 13th continuous year of coming here and the love affair has never waivered.
In his teens ( he's now 35 ) Appu could speak no English. He was driving for a tour company and was entrusted with transfering an English couple from Penang to KL. Despite the language problems they soon fell under his spell, as nearly everyone does. He has an uncanny knack of knowing what people need. If you feel thirsty his car will miraculously find a roadside stall and you're soon sipping fresh coconut juice.
Appu drove them to KL and left them at the Marriot. Two hours into his return trip to Penang he happened to glance in the rear view mirror and spy a lady's handbag on the back seat. It was full of money, cards, 2 passports and various valuables. He immediately turned around and drove back to KL.

